fracas

No sooner were the photos of Vanessa Hudgens on the internet, people were spilling “more” on the High School Musical starlet. Fracas hates to keep people in suspense, so fracas has decided to summarize for you (with links) the situation.

1.  Nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens appeared on the internet. While the photos appeared to be recent, many folks questioned whether they were. Vanessa admitted to the photos but indicated that they were meant for current boyfriend Zac Efron.
2.   No sooner were they available, rumours began that said there were more photos  because when she was 16, she sent nude photos to then boyfriend Drake Bell. He denies ever receiving such photos.
3.   Some reports now suggest that the current photos are actually the photos from two years ago when she was 16  (yes.. think about that one all you who salivate over the boudoir boobie ‘n bush shots) and that there are more photos to be released on the whim of the individual who is holding on to them.
4.   Someone put together a sexy photo montage video and that’s being flogged all over the internet too.
5.   Additional “sexy” or “lingerie” photos appeared and were flogged at many a blog for hits. Turns out, the photos are tamer than what you’d see on any music celeb these days.
6.   “Lesbian” photos appeared  and also were flogged at many a blog for hits. Turns out, the photos are nothing more than photos of teen girls behaving as teen girls do, with nothing overtly lesbian in nature about them.
7.   A Vanessa Hudgens “sex tape” suddenly appeared and was flogged at many a blog. Turns out though, that the “sex tape” posts were from a site known for satire, and that the whole thing was a parody, a spoof if you will… and while most knew it, some took the info to their own blogs and called it real. Whether that was done out of hit greed or stupidity remains to be assessed.
8. Rumours and links to supposed nude photos of Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana) taken to show support for her gal pal Vanessa and nude photos of Vanessa’s co-star Ashley Tisdale have not yet proven to be authentic. In fact, Ashley’s on the list of celebs suffering wardrobe malfunctions (not unlike poor Miss Piggy and Janet Jackson) and the evidence does support that the titties she flashed by accident don’t match up to the titties she’s flashing in the supposed nude photos. Fracas wonders whose titties those are, and why the “artist” couldn’t get the neckline to look realistic enough for us to believe that’s really her body?
9.    And lastly, like the everpresent leach that he seems to be, Joe Francis has again jumped on the bandwagon like he did with the Antonella Barba scandal, and offered Hudgens 500K to join the Girls Gone Wild gang.

So that’s it. The rundown as of September 13, 2007…

Sure, you can see all the photos for yourself; you can read the sex tape satire, you can follow all the links to the stories. What you’ll find though, is yet more overblown claims that exist for the purpose of getting traffic.

I’m deeply sorry to break it to you.

If ever Vanessa does make a sex tape and it’s available, be sure that I’ll let you know.

For now… those of you who really feel disappointed could easily just head over to google and type into that little box thingy they have on the main page, using the words “free porn” and I’m sure you’ll find something to kill the time while you’re waiting for Vanessa’s tape.

If that doesn’t interest you, you could always go back to read the list of Vanessa Hudgens posts here at fracas. I have it on good authority that the last one has a ton of real Vanessa Hudgens links in it. Everywhere you could possibly want to go about Vanessa (well, except you know where) all in one post.

• The Vanessa Hudgens Nude Photo “Scandal”
• Tsk Tsk Vanessa Hudgens. More nude photos?
• Look! It’s more on Vanessa Hudgens…

If that still doesn’t entertain you then frac off. Or go visit TheSpoof.com   and read all their stuff. Just remember… theirs isn’t true…

As always, you’re welcome.

[photo source: http://vanessa-forever.tripod.com/vanessaforever_album/index.album/vanessaforever-album?i=0]

You know what’s the best thing ever? To get a gift out of the blue… for not doing a thing other than being yourself. Shinade left me a message to go look at her blog for a surprise, and it was this beautiful golden rose pictured here.

She is just such an angel. She spends so much time making things for others just to make them happy. I hope she knows how much we appreciate her and the way she seems to just know exactly the right time to gift someone with one of her beautiful treasures.

Thank you Shinade. I hope you feel better soon!

I got wind (shut up.. just be patient for the sentence to end, I’m not talking about that kind of wind) that Kevin over at fuelmyblog is giving away a signed copy of Kyle MacDonald’s book about his adventures trading that famous one red paper clip.

In case you don’t know what I’m talking about (and where the frac have you been then) Kyle set out to trade one red paper clip for a series of items that were then traded for something else until he ended up with a house.

No.. not a playhouse, or a doghouse. A real, honest to goodness house. It’s in Kipling, Saskatchewan, so Kyle, like fracas, is a resident of Saskatchewan.

Which brings me to the point of this post.

“I want the signed oneredpaperclip book given away on fuelmyblog”

I think Kyle’s book screams “Give me to fracas.” I’m prepared to tell you why. Here are my top 5 reasons.

1.   I have fueled Kyle’s blog (obviously over at fuelmyblog) way before anyone was making a fuss about him. Way back when he had like, oh.. almost no votes. I voted for him before their new voting system that allows us to see who’s voting for us came into effect. Yeah. That long ago, I was actually voting for him. Yeah. Him and Saskboy. Because. Umm, well, because they’re from where I am and I was like, rah rah rah with the pom poms and little skirt. (Okay, there was no little skirt. Okay, there were no pom poms. But there was voting and rah rah-ing for people from where I am… we have to stick together.

2.   I, being a resident of Saskatchewan, and having spent way too many hours on the highways with three kids, actually know where Kipling is. I’ve seen the green sign on the side of the highway with the actual fraccy eyes. I… could drive over to Kipling any time I like, and stand in front of the big red paper clip and take a fraccy photo. Heck, I could toilet paper Kyle’s house for Halloween if I wanted to. I’d like to see the rest of you say that! What? No.. I didn’t mean I’d do that to Kyle’s house, only that I could. I would never toilet paper someone’s house. I’d worry far too much that Sheryl Crow would hear about it and come after me. You know, it’s damn hard to be taken seriously when toilet papering a house, when you only use one square. Ok… well, I suppose toilet papering a house might fall into that “serious situation” where a person needed three squares, but even then, it’s hard to make a big splash with only three squares to cover an entire house. See that map? That green arrow is Kipling.

3.   I also know about a town in Saskatchewan called Kinley. People confuse it with Kipling when they talk. It’s like, “oh, you’re from Kinley? That guy with the oneredpaperclip who traded it for a house lives there.” “No, that’s Kipling. No one like that Kyle guy lives in Kinley.” “Ohhhhh. Yeah. Damn, I always mix those two up.” 

See? I actually know the difference between Kinley and Kipling, so frac… even if some other Saskatchewan person (like Saskboy, who might be lurking and scheming to get the book for himself) thinks they should get the book, it should still be me because I know the difference between Kipling and Kinley. Well, I also know that Kipling isn’t Kisbey, Killaly or Kincaid either, but I don’t want to brag. You can check that out  for yourself.

4.   In my life, I have traded many things also. Now, these are only but a drop in the bucket of trades I’ve made in my lifetime. I’ve traded my girlish figure for one with stretch marks and boobs that might be slightly less than perky after breastfeeding three babies (not all at once); being a mom of three I’ve traded my sanity for the slightly less than serene version of the person who would write posts such as Boob-a-licious Boobs, Ugly Crotches and Soiled Knickers or Hey… that’s no carrot and I’ve traded my grey hair in for some (albeit fake) really awesome red (or burgundy if it’s that week) hair. So you see Kevin (and Kyle, whom I understand will choose the winner) I’m almost like Kyle’s twin. Like, like… family  (but only if Kyle actually likes his family.  If not, then screw those damn bastards… I’ll be like Kyle’s evil twin, his mini-me.)

5.   I love redpaperclips. I wear them, I decorate my house with them and I even dream about them.

So Kevin, Kyle… just admit it. No one really deserves that book as much as I do. I’m a trading kind of person, just like Kyle. See, even in writing this post I’ve traded something.

My dignity.

Ok. Shut up. Just because I never had it before I wrote the post doesn’t mean I can’t say I’ve traded it. I can say what I want. It’s my blog.

“I want the signed oneredpaperclip book given away on fuelmyblog”

Thanks.