fracas

I have a headache today. I’d call it a migraine, but that wouldn’t be fair to the people who really suffer migraines. I’ve had those too, so I know. This isn’t a three days of suffering, throw up from the pain, turn on that light and I’ll fraccing kill you kind of headache… but it’s close.

It’s a sore neck from an old injury kind of headache.

I am loaded up with the drugs and had to lie down for several hours until they started working, lest I throw up. But it’s at bay now, thanks to taking more medication at one swallow than Mr. Fracas has ever taken in his entire life.

I wasn’t going to post at all, but I thought maybe I’d just find some really funny picture to stick up here and let that be it. I won’t even tell you what I found when I searched regarding vomit. I just think some people need to be slapped for their stupid kink.  Scratch that. They’d only be happy if I slapped them anyway.

So I tried searching the ever-so-gentle term of “sick”. I was hoping for something cute or funny. How would I know that multiple returns on google images page one for the term “sick” would end up being Paris Hilton?

It almost seems like my consolation prize for being, well… sick.

Go ahead. Click the thing. You know you want to see it for yourself, and lest some silly Paris fan club member or two (you know, like the twenty thousand or so who thought a petition protesting her stay in jail would actually bust her loose) catch wind of this travesty against her good reputation and try mess with google image results by uploading enough of their own pictures tagged with “sick” to knock her off the first page, your dear fraccy friend (me) has saved the screen capture and all you have to do is click to see it for yourself. Yes.. I care that much about whether or not Paris Hilton makes you sick.

And I bet you all thought the whole searching for “idiot” and getting images of George Bush was funny. Heck, he doesn’t even make page one for that anymore, and the first image for that… well, he’s an idiot for sure.

Go ahead. That one clicks too, and shows the screen cap of that google page too.

 But if you want the actual photo of Mr. First-Result-For-Idiot, you’ll have to click the link below. I want to make sure no one is forced to view the thing. Yep.. you’ll have to make a conscious decision that you want to see more of this idiot. Or maybe you just like the truck? Whatever… if you want to, click this link. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Oh.. the google image result came from this page. Some funny dude posted it as a reply to the equivalent of one of those nigerian email scam letters that was posted on the forum. It originally came from the Bob From Accounting site, though other than the fact the guy in the photos is clearly, an idiot for allowing a photo like that of himself to end up online, I have no idea how or where to credit the idiot photo, or where Bob From Accounting got it.

But back to Paris and the issue at hand. 

Paris makes people sick. 

So it’s a good day, even with a headache.