fracas

I know it kept you awake at night. Really, I do. I have this ability to just know these things and so for those of you to which the Olay company now owes the increase in profits, I do apologize.  I’ll just make a list to make it easier and hopefully most of you will be back to your normal, non-wrinkled and cheery selves since you’ll be getting a good rest the night after you read this.

1. I experienced a wee bit of Africa on the back of a donkey. 
2. I viewed the mountainside from a gondola almost 8,000 feet above sea level.
3. I bought five pairs of kick-ass shoes from stores we don’t have here in Saskatchewan.
4. I ate delicious (though overpriced) food in a five star restaurant.
5. I laid on a bed of nails because I’m cool like that Criss Angel guy.
6. I changed a flat tire on the side of a highway.
7. I experienced the joy of a sulphur pool.
8. I saw a bear, therefore I bought new pants.
9. I stood on a glass floor in a tower 5,000 feet above sea level.
10. I won $780.00 gambling at a casino in Manitoba.
11. I lost $78.00 gambling at a casino in Manitoba.
12. I enjoyed a hot air balloon ride over Southern California.
13. I joined the Alberta Speleological Society and went caving. 
14. I crossed Ontario’s longest suspension foot-bridge (overlooking Georgian Bay).
15. I photographed nature at its finest in Glacier National Park in Montana.
16. I spent four days touring wineries.

Okay. I’ll admit it. I didn’t actually do all of those things. I did some of them. I’ll leave it up to you to guess which.

I promise you that four of them are true, and I’ll post a photo each day for the next four days, to show you which. In the meanwhile, why aren’t you supporting man boobs? I’m a little veklempt about the lack of support. You do realize when once is talking about boobs of any kind, support is paramount.

Yeah, well, so what if that kind of support isn’t what I mean. I’m trying anything I can. Geez people. You should care. There are men with boobs all over the world right now, that are suffering emotional difficulties because you won’t support them.

For shame.

Oh.. and I’ll try catch up and answer comments in the next wee bit. I have some Melee’ers to add to the list, and to be honest, right now I’m sticking labels on all my youngest’s school supplies. I was too busy fraccing in advance to get those pens and pencils labeled before we went away.