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Fracas’ The Monday Melee for August 27, 2007
As you read this, I’m away on a last minute trip entertaining the young fraccy lad in a far away land. The fraccy daughter and the fraccy sister (otherwise known as Aussiebabe) are partying it up taking care of the fraccy household and I fraccing well hope I don’t come back to find they’ve unalphabetized my canned goods, placed glassware where the (horrors) mugs should be, or placed vegetables in the fruit drawer in the refrigerator. I really didn’t want to have to move again but you know how these things can just ruin a place for a person.
My Melee today, though prepared early like those women who have their Christmas shopping done in October, is about travel.
1. The Misanthtropic: Name something (about humanity) you absolutely hate.
I hate whatever it is in people that makes them think it’s ok to be a slovenly pig just because they’re using a public restroom. A fitting sidenote to that would be to say that I hate people who are supposed to be responsible for those restrooms, who think it’s ok to leave a public restroom in a state of virus-laden crusty hell.
2. The Meretricious: Expose something or someone that’s phony, fraudulent or bogus.
Coffee does not keep you awake when you’re driving long distances. It just makes you need to pee when the nearest restroom (that will probably be a virus-laden, crusty hell… see point #1) is at least forty minutes down the road.
3. The Malcontent: Name something you’re unhappy with.
You’re driving, and you need to pee, and the nearest restroom (that will probably be a virus-laden crusty hell… see point #1) is forty minutes down the road (see point #2).
4. The Meritorious: Give someone credit for something and name it if you can.
I honestly have to give credit to a convenience store (that I can’t recall the name or location of) in Idaho, for having the cleanest restrooms I’ve ever seen in all of my life to this date. It was several summers ago and we were across the Canadian border heading towards Coeur D’Alene, but I don’t recall if it was before or after Sandpoint. The road was under contstruction and since it was slow going, we, drinking coffee of course (see point #2) needed to pee (see point #3). We decided, upon coming across a convenience store, to use their restrooms.
To our surprise, they were clean, fresh, and smelled not unlike you would expect to find a restroom cleaned by that mysterious man in white. We were so impressed, we made sure to stop long enough to seek out the proprietor and thank him for owning the cleanest restroom in all of Canada and the United States!
Who cares if we hadn’t actually seen all of the United States yet? I thought he deserved those kudos and I was fraccing well going to give them to him.
5. The Mirror: See something good about yourself and name it
Knowing about that pesky little problem that happens when travelling (see point #3) and being a smart mother of small children, I was always wise and resourceful enough to travel with
- spare rolls of toilet tissue
- baby wipes
- hand sanitizer
- kleenex
- a blanket for creating a make-shift door for the sometimes all-necessary emergency ditch-loo
6. The Make-Believe: Name something you wish for.
I wish for coffee that doesn’t make you pee, clean restrooms that smell like a flower-shop, pot-hole-free roads, a family that didn’t whine about how my music sucks, and children that don’t ask, “How long till we get there” every six and a half kilometres (that’s 4.03 miles for you non-Canadians).
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