fracas

I was at Rootie’s and as usual, she had me lol’ing because after she was done checking her blog over at Mingle2, and getting a PG-13 rating, she posted enough offensivities to go back and land herself the coveted R-rating. Of course, I went and ran the fracas blog to see. Thinking all my posts about crotches, soiled knickers and all the cuss words I use would land me the R-rating right up front, i wasn’t surprised to see the badge show up:

I was surprised that the reason given for my rating was this:

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
- piss (2x) – whore (1x)

So, it’s ok to talk about Roman Showers, crotches, boobs, penises, condoms, S&M, soiled knickers and a host of other stuff… but use the word “piss” and thou shalt be R-rated?

I then noticed the cadaver calculater and finding out what fracas is worth as a cadaver was just too enticing to click away from. I answered all 20 questions honestly and realized that I’m far too average and boring. I expected to be worth a lot of loot. I mean, I don’t smoke, I don’t drink all that often, I haven’t had any serious diseases and I still have my appendix. Hell… bring out the checkbook!

Instead, I find out:

So the moral of this story is that I probably won’t be worth all that much when I’m dead, and apparently I can do a whole lot of living through this blog and get away with it so…

that sounds like a good plan to me.

Look for all sorts of really wild and crazy stuff here because hey… as long as I don’t post the p-word (and by that I mean that silly word that means to go wee wee) anymore, it seems I can do whatever else I want.

It’s your lucky day.