fracas

Hey… did you know that fracas (that’s me) has a birthday in May, just like Bob? Fracas has a boy and a husband who also have birthdays in May. Fracas is a mom… and Mother’s Day is also in May. HOLY FRAC, I think fracas should win Bob’s contest! It makes sense. Truly. Could there even be a more worthy recipient of Bob’s contest prize?

Oh… You want to know who Bob is? That’s a reasonable request.

This is Bob.

Bob, over at BobmeetsWorld.com  is giving away a free Nintendo DS Lite  with a few games because it’s his birthday in May. While you’re there, check out some great posts about generating traffic  and getting more rss subscribers.

Bob’s contest  is simple. You create a post that refers to the contest, include anchor links… and voila! You’re in. Bob is all about SEO this month, he wants linkage and he’s willing to part with a DS Lite for it.

So Bob… when you read this (and I know you will), and when you become a fraccer (and I know you will), just think about how you probably don’t know anyone else dumb enough to marry someone with a birthday in the same month, get knocked up so they have a kid with a birthday in the same month… and not be smart enough to realize that forevermore, that also means there are three birthdays and mother’s day in the same month for poor fracas. Do you know how stressful that is? Do you also realize that both fracas (me) and the Mr. Fracas have (gasp) mothers too? Do you realize how stressful that is?

So BOB… you realize now, that fracas NEEDS a DS Lite, don’t you?

Stress relief.

Birthday gift.

Mother’s Day gift.

You’re-so-damn-amusing-you-deserve-it gift.

You’re-pretty-dumb-for-all-of-that-so-Bob-feels-sorry-for-fracas gift.

Give-it-to-the-kid gift.

Bob-is-a-converted-fraccer-and-wants-to-win-over-fracas gift.

I don’t care BOB… just send it to me.

Oh.. and one more thing.

Don’t forget to vote for fracas at FUELMYBLOG because if Bob doesn’t decide to give me the DS, I’m going to need some kind of consolation prize and since I promised to kick Mark’s butt over at FMB (a good consolation prize for sure) I’m going to need votes.

Is that enough links for you Bob?