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Well since it seems that everyone could be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, I thought it would be helpful to keep a running list.
Disclaimer: The numbering of this list by no means implies a hierarchy of probability of actually being the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, it simply refers to the order in which I was made aware of the claim.
To date:
1. Larry Birkhead
2. Howard K. Stern
3. Prince Frederic von Anhalt – Husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. South Carolina property developer G.Ben Thompson
5. J. Howard Marshall – deceased former husband and billionaire
6. Kevin Scott
7. Crazy
8. Mark
9. Dr. Will
10. Nikolai
11. Wagster
12. Brent Budowsky
13. gruffbrown
14. Otis
15. Sid
16. Mark “Hollywood” Hatten
17. Helen A.S. Popkin’s boyfriend
18. Gil Spencer
19. Alexander Denk
20. Harry Connick Jr.
21. Jim Carrey (similar to Harry Connick Jr.’s claim, Carrey made his claim on the Today Show though no internet link has been found yet.)
22. O.J. Simpson
If you think you too, could be the father of little Dannielynn Hope, please leave a comment and explain. I’ll be happy to add your name to the list.
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fracas, I have the most credible claim, yet you place me as #6. I would appreciate it if you would move me up to #1. After all, I just want to care for my $500,000,000 daugher. My motives are pure.
Comment by WhoreChurch February 12, 2007 @ 12:36 AMLOL. I listed them not as to which I thought the most credible (though that one guy that said it was because they used the same toilet seat within 15 minutes of each other has a pretty good argument I think) but in the order I learned of them.
I will be happy to make that clarification.
Comment by fracas February 12, 2007 @ 12:44 AMLOL…
You have such an interesting list!
Comment by anotherdaywithme February 12, 2007 @ 12:57 AMThe funniest thing about the toilet seat — the woman who brought that up works in the medical profession, so I TRUST HER! ;-)
Comment by Marl Stee; February 12, 2007 @ 7:37 PMThe funniest thing about the toilet seat — the woman who brought that up works in the medical profession, so I TRUST HER! ;-)
Comment by Marl Steel February 12, 2007 @ 7:37 PMOk Fracas – We were trying to keep this under wraps, didn’t want Marge to find out, but since you’ve gone public with it, so are we – Sid’s confession is now online.
Comment by John Pangia February 14, 2007 @ 12:53 PMI just had a feeling about it John. I’ve added Sid to the list.
I can’t wait for the paternity test to settle this.
Comment by fracas February 14, 2007 @ 1:02 PMI’d really like to see, at the end of this circus, that ol’ J Howard actually did freeze his stuff, and the baby is his after all.
Comment by John Pangia February 14, 2007 @ 3:23 PMi have felt for a while that i could be the father of dannielynn. i wasn’t worried while anna was alive., but now there their is none to take care of my child. anna and i have had many good times for several years off and on. she liked to get around be we all liked it too
Comment by hillbilly February 14, 2007 @ 8:14 PM[...] in keeping with my resolve to add names to my ongoing list… I have no choice but add the cretin to the [...]
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